February 2012
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
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January 2012
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.
Waiter: What are you talking about?
Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..
Waiter: Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other,
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
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When you need to use the bathroom and people are... →
thessui:
aubreypurupuru:
noelbackwardsisleon:
solemnxrequiem:
nerdonthefloor:
darrenatepikachu:
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pizzaland:
squidkitten:
jackayeee:
ALL OF THE HOMO
ALL OF THE HOMO
ALL OF THE HOMO
ALL OF THE HOMO
I die everytime i watch this.
I don’t know what I watched, but it was amazing.
God, I love Little Kuriboh. Thank you, LK, for Yu Gi Oh Abridged. It always brings a...
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
December 2011